Joke of the day-This is something i read that made me start laughing

Sarcasm (n.) - the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it. 
Ha ha ha this simpson character is such an idiot that he needs to design a sarcasm detector. That definition made me laugh so hard that i cried. 


Kid-Have you gotten a job from the teacher yet
me-nope

Kid-Then what are you doing with a broom

me-Im training so that when i see you next to me i can sweep you away with the other trash